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Bali & Lembongan 🏝️ Itinerary & Budget

Bali & Lembongan 🏝️ 2-Island Itinerary & Budget

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There is a travel-based conceit that Bali is the panacea for all of life’s minor irritations. The kind of place where yoga mats sprout from the asphalt and every meal comes with a side of spiritual awakening. Everyone and their aunt has a Balinese Epiphany story, usually involving a scooter accident or an unexpectedly philosophical monkey.

But the truth of the matter is, if you’r after that perfect stretch of sand, the sort that doesn’t feel like a commuter belt for scooters and a marketplace for everything under the sun, you have to put in a bit of effort.

If you’re yearning for genuine azure waters and unpopulated shores, you must look beyond the main island. This is where Nusa Lembongan strolls in, the slightly less heralded, but infinitely more charming, younger sibling to the south. Combining Bali’s cultural heft with Lembongan’s serenity? Now, that felt like a proper holiday plan, a two-part harmony of hustle and hammock-time.

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Bali’s Unique Flavour 🌴 An Island Apart

You see, unlike the sprawling tapestry that is the rest of Indonesia, Bali manages to feel like a separate entity entirely. It’s got that distinct, heady scent of frangipani and incense, a tangible difference that wraps itself around you the moment you step off the aeroplane.

We found ourselves amidst a predominantly Hindu population, and their culture—intricate, colourful, and utterly pervasive—creates an atmosphere unlike the largely Muslim cities and towns we’d previously visited in Central Java.

This particular sojourn was a trip down memory lane. Our last experience with Bali had been some thirty years ago.

Thirty years!

That’s enough time for an entire landscape to change, for pristine rice paddies to become bustling shopping strips, and for innocence to be replaced by souvenir stalls. The anthropologist in me was itching to see the transformation; the cynic in me was bracing for the worst.

We gave ourselves a relatively short fortnight, a mere whisper of time, including our foray to Lembongan. But, flying Cathay Pacific from London, we also managed to bolt on a couple of metropolitan amuse-bouches: a stop in Hong Kong and a frantic dash through London.

Bali and Nusa Lembongan 2-island itinerary

Bali and Nusa Lembongan 2-island itinerary

🗺️ Our Eighteen-Day Expedition

Our total trip, clocking in at a substantial 18 days, was structured with the precision of a Swiss timepiece, albeit one that relies heavily on Indonesian ferry schedules.

Cathay Pacific, currently sitting rather prettily at No. 3 in the World’s Top 100 Airlines, offered us a ticket for a reasonable €490 a head, stopovers included. You can’t sneer at that.

The initial blueprint looked a bit like this:

  • The Launch: Flight from our home base to London Luton.

  • The Staging Post: An overnight near London Gatwick, because who doesn’t love an airport hotel transit?

  • The Asian Interlude: London Gatwick to Hong Kong, with two nights of organised street-food mayhem in Kowloon.

  • The Main Event: Hong Kong to Bali. Finally.

  • The Ubud Immersion: Four nights in Bali, split between two guesthouses.

  • The Wet & Wild Bit: Bus and ferry to Nusa Lembongan. An eight-night tenure, again, two guesthouses. More, after all, is more.

  • The Retreat: Ferry and bus back to Denpasar, Bali.

  • The Final Pit-Stop: A single night in Denpasar, strategically near the airport for our imminent exit.

  • The Return Leg: Bali to London Gatwick.

  • The Capital Sprint: A punishing, six-hour, speed-tour of London. We are not tourists; we are time-trial athletes.

  • The End: Onward flight from London Luton back to our home base.

Was it a lot of travelling for a short period? Undeniably. But surely the promise of secluded turquoise waters justified the audacity of the plan…

 

Ferries from Bali to Lembongan

Hong Kong Highlights 🏙️ A Whistle-Stop of Wok Hei

The obligatory overnight near London was precisely as riveting as you are imagining, but Hong Kong was worth the preceding mild endurance test.

We’d procured ourselves a minuscule room smack-bang in the middle of Kowloon, the sort of accommodation where you couldn’t swing a cat. For two nights, it was our tiny, temporary base of operations.

Our mission brief was twofold: ascend Victoria Peak for the obligatory, sprawling view and, far more importantly, getting our mouths around some serious street food.

The city moves at a dizzying pace, a symphony of neon and noise. You find yourself utterly swept up in it.

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Bustling streets of Hong Kong

Ubud Unveiled 🧘 in Four Days

Our first proper Balinese destination was Ubud, the self-proclaimed spiritual heart of the island. We had four nights here, divided between two separate establishments.

This was partly for variety, but mostly because we can’t resist the thrill of packing and unpacking four times in a fortnight.

One of our chosen havens boasted a swimming pool—an essential feature, as you’re a good 13 kilometres inland here.

The sea, you realise quite quickly, is over there.

We also had a shortlist of promising restaurants, the culinary scaffolding around which the whole trip was built. There’s only so much spiritual contemplation you can manage without a decent plate of Babi Guling, after all.

We walked, we perspired, and we saw more carvings of Hindu deities than you could shake a stick at.

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Ubud Royal Palace, Bali

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Lembongan Landing 🌊 Eight Nights of Bliss

This was the main event, the raison d’être for the entire mad dash across the globe.

Lembongan, a lush, sizeable island sitting cosily off Bali’s southern flank.

We committed to eight nights, again, with the two-guesthouse strategy: one in the north, one in the south.

The plan here was uncomplicated, verging on the lazy: Relax. Beach. Water sports (if the mood struck).

The island possesses that genuine sleepy quality that Bali, in its busier parts, has long since misplaced. You find yourself moving at a slower, more considered pace. Or, to be entirely honest, you simply stop moving altogether for extended periods.

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Bali and Nusa Lembongan 2-island itinerary

View from Lembongan to Bali

Denpasar Detour 🛍️ The Final Dash

Given our return flight was departing from Denpasar, the preceding night was spent in the city, strategically close to the airport.

This was our final opportunity, our very last chance, to procure some essential shopping items.

Think emergency supplies of cheap spices and dubious souvenir t-shirts.

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London Lightning Lap 💂 in just 6 Hours

The Cathay Pacific return flight deposited us at London Gatwick in the wee small hours of the morning.

This was not a moment for contemplation; this was for action. Six hours. That was all the time we had for a high-speed, dizzying tour of the capital before our onward flight from Luton that evening.

Did we see the sights? Technically, yes. Did we absorb them? Absolutely not.

We were there, and then we were gone. A brief, blurry interlude of British pageantry and overpriced beer.

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The pageantry of London

The Ledger Lowdown 💷 Budgeting for Bedlam

So, the crucial part: the cost.

Did we manage to pull off this multi-continent ballet within our planned budget?

Our return flights, including that two-day Hong Kong stopover, were a commendable €490 per person.

Accommodation, all pre-booked—came to a total of €278 per person for sixteen nights (based on us two sharing, naturally). The most painful outlays, as you might expect, were London and Hong Kong. Asia, once again, proves the economic saviour.

Then came the daily expenditure. We budgeted for:

  • London & Hong Kong: €38 per person per day. Gotta factor in the extortionate pints and street snacks.

  • Bali & Lembongan: A rather stingy €13 per person per day. It’s cheap, but it’s not that cheap.

This brought our total daily spending budget for the full 18 days to €321 per person.

The sum total for the entire, elaborate, two-and-a-half week tropical adventure? A highly respectable €1,089 per person.

Factor in the €97 each to get to and from London from our base in Malta, and the final tally sits neatly below the €1,200 mark.

Coming in at just over €65 per person per day, all-inclusive, you might be thinking this is an optimistic figure for a trip spanning the globe.

… and this is not really budget standards – We were flying with a top-tier airline and staying in decent guesthouses, verging on luxury in a few places. It wasn’t some backpacker’s trudge; it was strategic, mid-range indulgence.

You can follow our detailed experiences in the related articles, where we spill the beans on the places to actually stop, the establishments to politely ignore, and how a €13 per day budget holds up under the relentless pursuit of ice-cold beer.

You wouldn’t want to miss that, would you?


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Tenerife Siam Park Sensation 🌊 An outing not to be missed

Tenerife Siam Park 🌊 An Outing not to be Missed

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It’s a curious thing, this business of being crowned the ‘World’s No 1 Water Park’. It conjures images of some adjudicating body meticulously measuring the incline of every ride and the structural integrity of every wave.

But honestly, when you arrive at Siam Park in Tenerife, even a grouch like myself has to admit they’ve cracked the code.

So if you find yourselves moseying around the south of this Canarian island, then this Thai-themed, hydro-powered sensation is something you ought to pencil in. And yes, for once, the hyperbole is warranted.

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Siam Park Sensation

We’re talking about an attraction with real white sand and a Gi-normous Wave Palace. The place is so beautifully landscaped it feels like you’ve wandered onto a movie set. And while the youngsters have their own little paddling areas, the more daunting experiences are strictly reserved for those over a certain height or, frankly, those who haven’t yet learned the value of a quiet life.

Designed for all age groups, Siam Park is not just for the kids. In fact, several of the rides are prohibited to children under 14 .

Tenerife's Siam Park Sensation

Tenerife’s Siam Park Sensation

Getting to Siam Park

Our day out to Siam Park didn’t start too promisingly. Without any familiarity with the local bus network, it took us a while to reach Los Christianos, from where we eventually managed to take another bus to the Water Park.

In fact, there is a regular free shuttle service running throughout the day to and from Siam Park from Los Christianos, Las Americas and other locations on the island. These buses are easy to recognize from their colorful park advertising. You just need to purchase a valid ticket to the park to board the bus.

When you leave the park, the same free shuttle service will also take you back to most of the main hubs on the island.

Tenerife Siam Park Sensation

Take the complimentary Siam Park bus

Entrance to the park is €34, (children 3-11 are charged €23) with extra small supplements for towels and lockers.

Unless you’re prepared to carry your keys, phone, and wallet in the waistband of your Speedos (a look I certainly wasn’t going for), you’ll need a locker.

Click here for full details on pricing and opening hours (multi-language).

If you also plan to visit the highly-recommended Loro Park during your stay in Tenerife, there is a worthwhile reduction when you buy both park tickets together.

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Siam Park 🌴 First Impressions

Upon finally getting through the turnstiles and securing our worldly possessions in a tiny, rented metal box, the park’s aesthetic audacity hits you squarely in the eye.

They’ve gone all-in on the Thai theme. We’re talking sprawling, intricate architecture, a veritable jungle of exotic trees and bushes, and flowers in such vibrant hues they look chemically enhanced.

Tenerife's Siam Park Sensation
Tenerife's Siam Park Sensation
Tenerife's Siam Park Sensation
Tenerife's Siam Park Sensation
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It’s a genuine pleasure just to stroll about, assuming you can ignore the high-pitched shrieks of terror emanating from the high-speed descents.

You’ll find plenty of spots dotted around to grab a pint or a meal, all while observing some of the more hair-raising water rides on offer.

The Scale of Terror 🚨 Decoding the Colour-Coded Danger Signs

For the more adventurous visitors, there is a selection of 13 water ‘experiences’ to choose from.

The entrance to each of these rides features a useful information board which explains the highlights and difficulty (read ‘scariness’) of the ride. These multi-language pictograms communicate the basic rules: ‘Keep your trousers on’, ‘Don’t stand up’, and ‘Please try not to vomit’.

Tenerife Siam Park Sensation

Siam Park Map (click image to enlarge)

Similar to a skiing resort, each ride is categorized by a color: Green, yellow or red:

  • Green: The gentle, family-friendly options. Think floating along, perhaps a mild splash or two. Nothing that requires a signature or a small life assurance policy.

  • Yellow: These are where things start to get a bit hairy. Expect significant G-forces, drops that make your stomach float up into your throat, and a healthy dose of complete darkness.

  • Red: Look, if they’ve put a warning sign advising against participation if you have a dodgy ticker or a bad back, they’re not just being polite. This is a genuine, no-mucking-about warning. These are the ones that demand a pre-ride pep talk and a serious re-evaluation of your life choices.

Siam Park’s Sensational Rides!

The first ride we took was the popular (and relatively tame) Mai Thai River ride. This is a leisurely family-friendly ride (the longest in the park) which won’t stress you out too much.

Tenerife's Siam Park Sensation

Mai Thai river ride

Upping the scale, our 2nd ride was the Singha. After this we tried in quick succession the Dragon and one of the 3 Jungle Snake rides (we chose the Cobra).

Apart from the Tower of Power, you descend all rides on 1, 2, or 4-person inflated rings.

Some of these rides plunge you into total darkness during extreme spinning sections of the descent, which is pretty unnerving.

Before taking a ride you need to carefully read the basic instructions (all-language pictograms) and heed advice from the attendants at the top.

You have to take care to keep all limbs inside the rubber rings and to hold on tight to the side handles. Some rides throw you sideways at close to 180 degree angles.

I suppose some experts have carefully worked out all the centrifugal forces, but it seems a miracle that people aren’t thrown out of these lightweight plastic craft.

There are medically trained staff at the exits of the more extreme rides, which is at the same time both encouraging and unsettling.

The ‘Wave Palace’ 🌊

After our first three rides, we scooted over to the beach to experience the biggest artificial waves in the world in the Wave Palace.

We then wandered off to warm up on the suntrap beach.

Walking around the park in wet swimwear in May can get a bit chilly – especially if you climb to the top of some of the higher rides where you really feel the cool sea breezes.

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The Big One 🦈 ‘The Tower of Power’

Of course, we had to leave on a (literal) high.

We tried two more rides – the Vulcano and the Giant, and finally it was time for the vertigo-inducing Tower of Power.

The Tower of Power is an insane 30-meter drop from the chilly top of an Inca temple, vertically down an open slide then underwater through a shark-infested tank before being spewed out with a rush of adrenaline into a pool before the waiting spectators.

Tenerife Siam Park Sensation

The shark plunge …you won’t get much time to make their acquaintance

This is the one ride in the park which is very methodically supervised from above.

Each guest is given individual instructions and carefully positioned with arms across chest before being gently pushed over the precipice. The initial angle of descent is so steep that you can’t even feel the slide beneath/behind you. You feel just a rush of water and air as you hurtle vertically down to the shark plunge.

Although it feels much longer, this whole cathartic experience takes around 8 seconds.

The Tower of Power is both thrilling and terrifying. A veritable rite of passage for anybody visiting the park.

Understandably, cameras and other objects are not allowed on the actual rides. This is just as well, since you’ll be busy enough hanging on for your life.

On the day we visited there were very short queues for the rides, so we did very little waiting around.

So, was it worth the faff? ✅ Concluding verdict

After a solid six hours of being spun, soaked, and scared half to death, we emerged from the park absolutely buzzing. Our day had been punctuated by moments of genuine thrill, fleeting moments of deep philosophical reflection (‘Why are we paying money to do this to ourselves?’), and a good deal of shared laughter.

Tenerife Siam Park Sensation

“My swimming trunks were absolutely ruined, but I haven’t felt that alive since 1998.”

The verdict? It lives up to the hype. It is, genuinely, a world-class water park. It’s an outing that demands a full day of your holiday, leaves you feeling pleasantly knackered, and gives you a good few anecdotes to bore your acquaintances with back home.

… and don’t forget that other theme park!

Following our day out at Siam Park, we were looking forward to visiting their sister company – Loro Park (‘parrot park’) – in North Tenerife.

If Loro Parque is as much fun as Siam Park, we were in for a treat.


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