Ushuaia Guesthouse Bastimentos 😱 Panama
Discover the unvarnished truth about the Ushuaia Guesthouse nestled in Bastimentos, Panama, as we unveil an honest review of this accommodation anomaly.
Whether you’re a seasoned traveler or a first-time adventurer, delve into our firsthand experience to uncover whether this guesthouse lives up to its promises or falls short of expectations.
Highlights
- Getting to Bocas del Toro
- Ushuaia Guesthouse Bastimentos
- Eating in Bocas Town
- ‘Noo, Don’t stop de carnivaal…’
- Boat Trips to the Islands
- All Hotel Options in Bocas del Toro
- Hotel Residencial La Terraza
- Fly from Panama City to Bocas del Toro
- Our Complete Panama Itinerary
Isla Bastimentos
Our first impressions of Isla Bastimentos in Panama were not promising. We were just hoping that the guesthouse we had booked there 3 months earlier – the Ushuaia Guesthouse – would ease our misgivings and provide us with a clean and relaxing place to chill out.
The Ushuaia Guesthouse Bastimentos
Where do we start? The Ushuaia Guesthouse is awful on so many levels.
First off, the building is rundown and filthy, with full rubbish bags all over the place. The room they gave us was on the first floor of this gallery guesthouse. The unprotected double mattress was small and thin with lumps all over: Really uncomfortable.
Whenever we needed to wash, there was no water. Carmen, the owner, advised us this was a general problem in Bastimentos. She suggested that maybe if we waited half an hour it would come on again…
It didn’t.
Not great when you come back from the beach all sandy and salty. Whenever the water did work, it was at a dribble and it was cold.
Ushuaia Entrance – Welcome to our Nightmare
The Room from Hell
Apart from a narrow wooden bench the room had zero storage – not even one hook on the wall. However, there were a couple of pictures on the wall, so we removed them to give us at least 2 hooks on which to hang our clothes.
The room had a warped wooden window frame – facing the jungle – that wouldn’t close. There was a good 2-inch open gap at the side of the frame. So apart from welcoming in all the jungle bugs there was no security.
Anyone outside could easily climb the drainpipe to our window on the first floor. Obviously, we wouldn’t be able to leave any valuables in the room.
That’s as closed as it’s going to get
We lit 2 mosquitoe coils to clear the bugs already in the room. However, after 2 hours the mosquitoes were still lining up close to the coils laughing at us. These Panamanian mozzies are tough little buggers.
Of course there was no mosquito net.
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Mosquito coil? … Good luck with that…
Carmen was always apologetic, but this didn’t solve anything. It was clear they didn’t really give a damn about their guests. After dark the reception area was locked up because the owner’s family slept there on the floor on mattresses.
The place really looked like a dosshouse.
The walls of the reception/breakfast area are decorated with faded and obscure heavy metal posters from a bygone age. A style that fits very well with the owners, who still like to share their musical tastes with their guests.
And don’t be confused by the breakfast area: You can’t get anything to eat here (which is probably just as well).
We met a family of Russians who had also booked to stay at the Ushuaia Guesthouse for 3 nights. If anything, they were more incredulous and horrified than we were.
Get me out of here!
We had booked in for 3 nights, for which we paid $105. We decided to leave after the first night for sanitary reasons (we couldn’t wash).
Fortunately we were able to book ourselves back into the comparatively luxurious Hotel Residencial La Terraza in Bocas town for our remaining 2 nights in Bocas Del Toro.
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With the exception of one guesthouse in Kochi India (for which we paid just $10), the Ushuaia easily rates as the worst guesthouse we’ve ever had the misfortune to experience.
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